Lux @thisislux Sep 18, 2023
Cooking is really just combining different slops. Don't let the people in the chef's jackets and big hats fool you into thinking it's actually fancy. Take the slops, mix them around, heat them up or don't. It's all slop. Slop going in, slop going out.
Lux @thisislux
Don't ask for my opinion on beverages (liquid slops)
9:10 PM · Sep 18, 2023

Cooking is a valuable skill everyone should have; it doesn't need to be pretty. Slop rules!

Here you will find recipes and photos of things I cook. If you can't handle linoleum flooring, turn back now.

Soft Pretzels
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Ingredients
  • 1 1/4 tbsp sugar
  • 1 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1 package active dry yeast (.…
  • 4 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 1/2 cups warm water, approx…
  • 1/4 cup salted butter, melted
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